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Perfect girls are found at every corner on earth. But unfortunately the earth is round.

That awkward moment when you intoduce your friend to someone, and they become closer with them than with you...

Just because you're not in my arms..doesn't mean you're not in my heart...

The awkward moment when Eminem raps faster than your internet speed.

If I'm weird and crazy around you, that means I'm comfortable with you.

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Bо вpeмя ceксa не пoддaвайтecь на пpoвoкaции.Чтo бы ни дeлaл кoт,дaжe eсли нaчнет xoдить с плaкатoм "Пoкaйтecь,грeшники!" – нe хиxикайтe.

“Hi babe, what are you doing?” “Nothing much. Im really tired. Just going to sleep now babe and you?” “In the club standing behind you...”

When someone’s telling me their life issues and I’m just here like, I don't know how to respond to that.