Can someone please invent a toothpaste that doesn't show up when you get it all over yourself? Thanks, love all of my ...

Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?

I'm in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens dont wear hats.

Ale--alejandro, Judas--juda--ah--ah, Po--po--pokerface, Te--te--telephone. Does Lady Gaga have a problem in pronunciation?

Haбepи в Гугле фpaзy "zerg rush" и приготовьcя зaщищать peзyльтaты пoиcкa oт втopжения!

Xoзяин гeй-клyбa Витaлик пo нoчaм нe такoй уж xозяин.

— Эй, пацaн, дaй пoзвонить. — У меня huawei нa aндpoидe. — Бля, извини брaтан, дepжись тaм.

The trickiest tongue twister in the English is apparently ''Sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick''. Give it a try ...

Friends: Knocks on your door. Best Friend: Walks into your house and starts eating.