Lots of stuff has been going on recently in the mentally tumultuous world of LeAnn Rimes. Honestly, I don't have time or care to follow all the various fights, spats, and breakdowns she's been involved with or going through in the past several months. But, let's just say, the country music singer is going through a 'spell'.

Thankfully, sometimes 'spells' equal less detail attention to wardrobe, which led to a nice nipple slip on LeAnn's part at the NOH8 campaign celebration in Los Angeles. And who could hate when staring at bare celebrity headlights? Not I, good sir. Enjoy.

LEANN RIMES KEPT GETTING SKINNER AS HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER AND BIGGER

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Do you know why so many people get depressed around the holidays? Because these people do not understand that the holidays are not about family, or giving, or merriment, or junk like that, it's all about the ridiculous bevy of Christmas-themed topless photo shoots. Case in point, Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells just playing in fake snow and flashing funbags for your yuletide pleasure and for Page 3.

This holiday season, try to narrow focus to the areas below the chin and above the waist on your favorite celebrity hotties and I think you'll find that you're no longer feeling blue (well, not in the head at least). Enjoy.

Aly Michalka leads this pack of former Disney stars showing lots of skin. (Celebuzz)

Kristen Stewart flaunts her body in some sheer outfit at her handjob movie premiere. (TMZ)

Selena Gomez shakes her backside with some of her friends, you might want to kill the volume. (HuffPo)

Josie Maran gets red hot for a party celebrating a magazine cover. (Popoholic)

Taylor Swift turned 23 this week. Check her out through the years. (SocialiteLife)

Girls + cameras + mirrors = a whole bunch of ogle time. (TheChive)

Amanda Bynes tweets a closeup pic of her cleave. I knew she was okay. (TheSuperficial)

Here's the wonderful Karma works. No sooner do we post a picture of maybe Kesha snacking on a scrote than one of our bountiful and benevolent reader sends us a picture of definitely Kesha flashing a little lower lip on stage during a concert. This is just one ingredient of the magical pie we bake each Friday thanks to all of you, a little savory treat we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes that aforementioned slip o' the lip by Kesha (thank you to EgoReader 'Davey'), Canadian comedian boobtastic hottie Nicole Arbour topless in Silent But Deadly (kudos to 'Sasha'), more Phoebe Tonkin straight up hotness (blessings to 'Joey G. for that), Thays Leao asstastic MMA ring girl from Brazil (we do so like ring butts, thanks 'JR Vital'), fresh new lingerie model Danielle Knudsen (shoutout to 'Jim B.'), Kate Upton high-res look at see-through SI goodness (muchos gracias 'David M'), Taylor Swift nip slip potential (good tidings brought by 'Will S.'), Lauren Cohan ever so briefly but brilliant topless in Van Wilder 2 (caps by way of 'Charles'), mas mas looks at that amazing Chilean hottie telethon earlier this month (by the hand of 'Don B') the outrageously hot Michea Crawford topless (a big OMG to 'gplock'), the beautiful bare bottom of Nadine Velazquez on The League (bottoms up blessings to 'Pat'), more asstastic from Sophia Christina and Curvehouse magazine (thanks to 'Benso'), minxy thespianic Amy Linsday topless in a couple of flicks (delivered nicely by 'Decon'), Vikki Blows 2008 Calendar topless photoshoot (ponied up by 'Bill J.') and Vikki with titty-tassles (blessings to 'Matt T.'), Sabine Jemeljanova wicked hot and topless in Front magazine (merry Christmas from 'Alonzo'), Paz de la Huerta handbra over ta's (via 'Vinny' who gives and gives and gives), Alessandra Ambrosio sextastic made in Brazil (contribution by 'Eddie'), and Spanish reality show contestant Chabeli Navaro getting caught topless with the natives on the show Lost in the Tribe (a heaping spoonful of delight by 'Jenny'). Holy crap, that's a ton of celebrity skin! Enjoy.

Only the good die young. The more I hear that phrase, the more I realize just how true it is. Meanwhile, the Devil's Midget will probably live to be 150, or, you know, forever in whatever new tiny form he takes in the future.

Either way, we did pay $7.45  for a set of dolls for our writer Jack Tomas to play with, and while we certainly anticipated some serious nonsense, and perhaps even some kind of cover story explaining how one of the Ken dolls got lodged in his rectum, we never expected Jack to start covering so much hard hitting news with his little friends.

Check out this installment of Egotastic! Doll House Theater and see what really happened in the Justin Bieber castration plot. Enjoy.

Seriously, some of you will be dragged by your ladies to go see Les Miserables this holiday season (and some of you will be dragging your ladies to go, but, that's another shameful matter), but most of you with something Kesha likes to bite dangling betwixt your legs will be staying away from this French musical, because you've got better things to do like fixing shit, or building shit, or watching sports.

But that doesn't mean you don't deserve to see the best parts of the new Les Miserables flick, sextastic thespianics Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, and Samantha Barks. Check them out in our gallery of some of our more favorite pics and feel the pleasure, without the miserable. Enjoy.

Now this is what I call a photoshoot. Bring purveyors or prurient interests ourselves, we can't help but admire the ridiculously hot visuals of Britty hottie Staci Noblett featured in the upcoming edition of Loaded magazine.

The folks at Loaded know how to treat a lady, and how to treat us oglers to some mighty fine views of a woman whose body I could easily spend eternity investigating with nothing but a Fisher-Price Kid Doctors Play Pak,  Dare to dream, my friends. Enjoy.

STACI NOBLETT ONE HER FIRST PAGE 3 BATTLE OF THE BOOBTASTIC

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I'm pretty sure we've seen some of these photos before floating about the Kate Upton hotness pics universe, but the entire pictorial in the current edition of Vogue Germany is yet another testament to the power of Kate Upton sextastic. Just tingle-inducing in little clothes, or even dressed.

As the year 2012 comes to a conclusion, and/or the entire world comes time to meet its maker, we can't help but reflect on all the fortunate aspects of our Egotastic! life. Kate Upton is most definitely on that list, making so many men just so incredibly happy with so much killer body. Enjoy.

KATE UPTON SO HOT SHE MAKES FAST FOOD RIDICULOUSLY SEXY

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Not all three simultaneously, alas. (Although should Nintendo announce an impending 2013 Mario, in which the moustachioed maestro must shoot an odd array of bosomy farmyard animals right in the face with a rifle, you heard it here first.) What we do have is the usual cavalcade of wiener-waving whimsy that defines the odd shenanigans of the gamingverse.

In this installment, we learn the answer to that age-old query: Just what in the name of Satan's scrotum is the correlation between a grammy-nominated video game soundtrack and gratuitous boob-ogling? Scientists were otherwise occupied growing human ears on the back of mice and/or grafting humongous whale dicks onto monkeys (while stoned), so it was incumbent upon us to find out.

Elsewhere in the gallery you'll find, preposterously, new release Goat 'em Up. Doctors recommend -not reputable ones, or even licensed ones in some cases, but we shan't be pernickety- that you gorge yourself at the trough of crazy on a weekly basis, so we'd advise taking a look above.

Kotaku brings us the Leisure Suit Larry soundtrack oddity and Goat 'em Up.

Take a look at the horrors of Mario Warfare here.

Viewer Discretion Advised: Look, Egotastic! CSI's can lead down very naughty and disturbing alley ways. Please do not view the uncensored picture unless you can handle the sight of somebody doing something teethy to a man-stick.

We're not giving this one a super high likelihood of veracity, but this is where you come in. Back in 2010, some 'friend' of the ruffian pop diva Kesha posted a whole bunch of her personal material, music and photos, online, pissed off about something or other we suppose. We posted one of the photos back then and another that appeared several months later, both of which were never confirmed, but were never denied, and most of you felt were entirely real Kesha inglorious intimacy time moments.

Now, another. Courtesy of EgoReader 'Bob'. And while we tend to discount these photos, because of the nature of fakes and porny stand-ins, we can't help but identify dates, looks, and similarities that at least requires an investigation from our Celebrity Sextastic Investigators, namely, all of you.

So we ask you...

When it comes to Nina Agdal, she could be wearing the bloody skulls of her defeated enemies and we would find her still super smoking desirable. The young Danish delight just has the knack of looking sextastic in any and all forms and wardrobes, though especially more amazing when stripped down to lingerie or bikinis, as in this new catalog photoshoot for Aerie 2013.

You know we don't like to play favorites here at Egotastic!, but between you and me and our naughty calendar covered lampost, we'd be inclined to whisper into Nina's ear that she was one of our faves, that is if security ever let us close enough to the ridiculously hot model to allow us to whisper.

Next step for Nina, some skin revealing all-overs. We'd like to die happy. Enjoy.

NINA AGDAL BIKINI IN ACTION ON THE BEACH

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Officially, I do not visit Starbucks. Let's be honest, when coffee was called 'Joe' and you drank it black, it was pretty damn manly. But the minute it started being given funky complicated names to cover the fact it was just a coffee-flavored foamy sugar milk, well, heck, you might as well just start wearing a lavender dress to the Spring formal, my former brother.

However, I could be persuaded to change my mind if I'm considering a Starbucks in the general vicinity of Miami Beach, a strip of shoreline currently so overrun by celebrity hotness, that super babes like Claudia Romani walk in off the beach in their bikinis to grab an overpriced tea juice drink thingee. While it may not be appropriate for a man to enter the silly coffee house, anywhere Claudia wants to take her fine bikini bottom is not only on limits, it should be swept of any potential obstructions to clear views of her fine Italian boot.  Enjoy.

MEGAN FOX ALSO HOT ENOUGH TO ENTER ANY STARBUCKS AT ANY TIME

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Oh, how we have reveled in our tour of the Far East, so many tasty sextastic celebrities previously unknown to us. This must be how the great explorers felt at one time traveling on their clipper ships to uncharted lands to see worlds previously unseen. Only, since we get sea sick and can't be more than three miles from Chick-Fil-A without breaking out into a cold sweat, this virtual voyage is more than good enough for us. In fact, it's great enough when we uncover the likes of Anri Siguhara, celebrity model from Japan, who has us weak in the knees and strong in the trousers (as I'm sure somebody said somewhere once in a bar or something before being punched in the face.

Check out some of Anri's pictorials from Young Magazine and V.W.S and see if you don't feel like joining our merry virtual voyage to the East.

On Tuesday we were all treated to Anne Hathaway's nekkid nether-regions as she was getting out of a limo at the Les Miserables premiere in NYC. The Dark Knight Rises actress didn't wasn't so keen on the photos, responding that it was 'devastating' and that 'they saw everything.' Yes, Anne, yes we did. But let's get real for a second Ms. Hathaway. This is America and in America, it's a well known fact that the paparazzi are going to be crouching in front of an arriving limo at a film premiere ready for that upskirt shot of gold. So to wear a tight, high skirt, go commando and then act surprised that both sets of your lips got caught smiling on celluloid is a little bit of B.S. Which is why we're calling shenanigans on Anne Hathaway.

Thanks to Egotastic! reader 'Brad', we took a look at the Google web search interest over the last month and as you can clearly see in the chart above, Hathaway went from the bottom of fifth place (behind even Madonna?) to spiking all the way to numero uno with just one exit from a limo. So are we saying that she planned the beaver shot in order to scrape her way past Kim Kardashian on her ascent to the summit of Mount Google? We're just saying the same woman sly and smart enough to star in a movie called Bride Wars doesn't do anything without calculating the odds.

Paris Hilton proves she's still worth a look in a funky bikini. (Celebslam)

Megan Fox and Jessica Alba deliver the early morning hotness. (SocialiteLife)

Lindsay Lohan doesn't pay her bills so now you can buy her storage locker. (TMZ)

More proof that bras might be functional, but ultimately unnecessary. (TheChive)

Anne Hathaway keeps talking about her ladynest flash. (FoxNews)

Courtney Stodden flashes a lot of herself, here's the most outrageous shots. (Celebuzz)

Naya Rivera goes the Sexy Santa route, I start looking for mistletoe. (HuffPo)

For whatever reason, call it Kismet, call it the plentiful supply of hair bleach, we rarely see a brunette on brunette boobtastic battle in our Page 3 Thunderdome of the ta-ta's, and when you consider that this same intra dark-haired hottie kerfuffle pits the deliciously delightful Amii Grove against Britain's hottest not-really-in-school co-ed, Danielle Sharp, than you have more than just a statistical anomaly, you have a must-see topless show.

Two wicked hot brunettes with bodies forged in a factory we like to call 'Awesome', but only one set of pairs can take the crown, so who's milky wonderments reign supreme?

Not exactly when these photos were shot for Maxim magazine, or if shot for Maxim, but these covered topless pictures of the wonderment that is Keeley Hazell is some form of torture submitted by EgoReader 'Dave D.' to visually remind us how much we will miss Keeley now that she has officially and finally announced her exit from the modeling stage.

This is perhaps worse than losing your childhood pet to a speeding yet completely silent electric vehicle or the pangs of loss you feel when the last of your weekender 24-pack of Silver Bullets has been tapped out by early Saturday morning, because you can get another dog, they're all really effin' cute, and thank the good Lord there is always more beer to be had, but will there ever be another Keeley Hazell?

As the holidays draw near and we come closer and closer to the ultimate season of giving (if not getting drunk on spiked egg nog and passing out on your aunt's couch so hard you don't even realize that her tabby cat spent most of the night gnawing on your gunny sack -- hey, that was just four Christmases ago) several of our favorite sextastic celebrities are feeling very contributory as well, providing a plethora of self-published photos of their favorite subjects, themselves, for all of us to relish.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Courtney Stodden flashing chestal region, Jessica Alba black and white cleavetastic, Stacy Kebiler bikini body hotness, Emily Osment tight yuletide dress, Bar Refeali in her pajamas, McKayla Maroney in leggings, and much much more. You owe it to the next generation of kid who will never have heard of  television set to peruse all the Twitpic particulars in this roundup. Enjoy.

LAST WEEK'S SEXTASTIC TWITPIC ROUNDUP IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

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When Victoria's Secret heads down to St. Bart's each December to shoot their bikini special edition, well, the island suddenly fills up with more hotness talent than one atoll destination deserves. The latest to shoot is our belusted South African blondie, Candice Swanepoel, who's asstastic alone is making us wonder who detailed a life strategy we need to someday be a position to caress her bottom with being arrested.

We're guessing step one might be to become a multi-millionaire real estate developer or to star in a summer blockbuster film, so our work is cut out for us, but if it means being able to ramble gentle around Candice's smoking hot bikini body with not just freedom, but encouragement, then we at least need to give it the old college try. Enjoy.

MARYNA LINCHUK ALSO SHOT TODAY FOR V.S. IN ST. BARTS

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Oh, delicious and delightful Rhian Sugden, we shall never grow tired of  your top dropping awesomeness. Throw in some silky bits of finery, gently covering Rhian's finest au naturals, a little bit of a tease, and then a drop we've come to know and lust, and you have some kind of brilliance that only Mother Nature could conceive.

Someday, we'll be together in the old folks' home and still begging you to drop the robe and support bra to flash us your brilliance. Hotness knows little boundaries.

RHIAN SUGDEN TOPLESS LINGERIE PICTORIALS NEVER CEASE TO INSPIRE

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